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STOP BUZZ HEAVY!

Join the effort to STOP BUZZ HEAVY before he reaches your neighborhood. He's been observed around New York and New Jersey convincing otherwise responsible citizens to abandon their sensibilities and engage in such frivolous activities as pointless singing and dancing.

DESCRIPTION: Master of disguise. Goes undetected by being obvious.

BACKGROUND: Undeniably questionable. Unquestioningly deniable.

HABITS: Habitually unpredictable. Agile and mobile, hard to track. Pizzavore.

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GYRATES UNEXPECTEDLY!